Toni D

@tonihime
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TV show hoarder. Nail polish queen. Halloween fanatic. Genealogist. Pluviophile. (Parentheses abuser.) Crazy person. Awkward pineapple.

OKAY. He was awake. Just not answering his phone. Ffffff.

Window re-measured. It'll actually be 3 weeks until we get it replaced.

And I'm not even making him PAY for the fucking window. That he should have gotten fixed already. A year ago. And it's not fucking cheap.

Fuck. Dad was asleep when I left for work this morning and I didn't wake him up. I should have. Window guy is on his way over and dad is not answering his cell phone.

If I have to, I'll give the window guy our door code so he can get in and measure the window.

But I'm going to be pissed about if dad is still in bed. I put this shit on the calendar. He knows that was this morning. This is legitimately HIS ONLY JOB TODAY. To let the window guy in.

Ever have a day where you only had 10 minutes of work for the entire 8 hour day?

Woooooooooooo. Ready to fuck off with today and just be in my jammies.

Single ply toilet paper is a crime against humanity.

I will die on this hill.

The speed of dad's internet is sincerely a problem. We should have been good adults and addressed it this weekend but we fully did not. Stalling hard on getting actually moved in.
There's something rattling around in my chest since Monday. At first I thought it was just asthma/allergies because we did some big-ish moving on Monday and that kicked up a lot of dust. But it's not going away. For the love of fuck please do not let me be getting sick again.

Got my fantasy footballl winnings today......

........paid out in singles. 😂 I think they're getting tired of me winning? But I am endlessly amused.

The only conclusion I can come to is that elderly white men should not be allowed access to classified documents..... #uspol

https://youtu.be/LR-fYlZuVEU

More classified material found at President Biden’s Delaware home

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