Karl Marx told us to seize the means of production and he explicitly meant the semen producing testes, get in there

When you have to conduct an orchestra at 8 and make the principal violin suffer at 9.30

It’s VERY WARM

The amount of times my friends have sent me this meme

Thinking about the Feraligatr cum statue

First day at the new job! Smart boy, but do not enjoy being smart boy

Hi from me and my crack (in the ceiling)

Ok I’ve just been afflicted with the memory that multiple times at uni I had a Jägerpint - which is, say it with me: a pint sized Jägerbomb