It’s VERY WARM

The amount of times my friends have sent me this meme

Thinking about the Feraligatr cum statue

First day at the new job! Smart boy, but do not enjoy being smart boy

Hi from me and my crack (in the ceiling)

Ok I’ve just been afflicted with the memory that multiple times at uni I had a Jägerpint - which is, say it with me: a pint sized Jägerbomb

Feeling sad tonight does anyone have that one video of bakers with their loaves being made into bread bowls

Sales of cheap cowboy boots and denim short shorts through the roof in white women in London rn (Beyoncé is in town)