@DeveloperMemes With some asian countries counting age from conception (you're still less than one year old when you are born), there's a tiny, tiny possibility this question is valid

@DeveloperMemes lemme be the middle guy and say every function declaration

@GottaLaff I bet Elon's word filter is going to be astonishingly dumb and easy to circumvent. People will be able to share their socials by description. "Hey, more of me can be found at red vine growing vegetable (or is it a fruit?) at the Designers/Developers elephant instance!" People almost certainly won't have to try even that hard.

@dalias Let's remember they don't have to do anything as drastic as moving. Just signed up and found you're totally allowed to have a twitter account and a mastadon

@petersmithca If you don't mind *some* ban risk, just an image would probably work. I don't think they're doing OCR at scale

@vwoelm something will. I think there's an excellent chance twitter starts having outages, then longer outages, then more financial trouble.. They were desperately trying to rehire engineers hours after firing them. People there for 10 years.

@jaredwhite free speech abolitionist

@digby Partisans love to *immediately* call you a moron if you opine outside of the very specific framework handed down by their side's TV channel. I see where they're getting it.