mekka okereke 
Citizens! *Puts on steel toed boots* I urge you to remain calm at this moment! *loads rubber bullets into launcher* violence is not the answer! *Hangs night stick from belt* We grieve with your community! *Pulls reflective visor down on helmet* Peace is what this moment calls for *climbs into tank* The great MLK Jr said and I quote: I love police, and they are our friends! *diesel engine roars* So obey, comply, and remember we are in this together! *Tear gas launcher slowly points towards crowd*
Toby Owen
- 58 Followers
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I want my apathy back
Grimm 
HI I WOULD LIKE TO CRAM YOU AND A THOUSAND STRANGERS INTO A MALL FOR A WEEK WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK THE WHOLE TIME AND YOUR ONLY ESCAPE IS DROWNING AND ALSO YOU PAY ME MONEY
- inventor of the cruise ship
God 
AmyI avoid jet trackers by not taking a private jet every single day
Wilde ThingyChristmas is just a plot by big everything to sell you everything.
Dean[interview]
HR: Can you give me an example of your problem solving skills
Me: I was fired from my last job and now i'm applying for this one
HR: Can you give me an example of your problem solving skills
Me: I was fired from my last job and now i'm applying for this one
Simon WeißThere are many legitimate reasons to track Elon Musk's flight coordinates, for example to offer him ads more relevant to his interests
https://www.riffusion.com/about More AI weirdness.. check out the bells transition towards the end
Aaron DoddThe gas companies are complaining that the Labor government's energy policy will discourage investment and expansion in the sector.
That's the point dickheads. That's what the policy is meant to do.
Anthony Albanese’s latest plan to subsidise foreign coal and gas companies is just absurd