Timothy Hurley

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speaks only truth (he/him)
Timothy Hurley6d ago
David Gerard6d ago

https://newstechnica.com/2012/10/30/chuck-norris-facts-updated/

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked gay marriage, and fell flat on his ass.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He’s worrying about gay marriage.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure gay marriage. Too bad for him he never cries.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only the quivering fear of gay marriage.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups — he might accidentally get gay-married.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he would check his closet for gay marriage, if he had a closet.

Chuck Norris does not go opposing gay marriage, because the word “opposing” implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris already failed to stop gay marriage.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil to stop gay marriage. When the deal had been done, the devil gay-married him.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Tell him how *fabulous* gay marriage is.

Timothy HurleyJan 16
My #1 sign of someone not being from Texas is they say something about Texas having good barbecue.
Show threadTimothy HurleyJan 16
@Impossible_PhD if you haven’t played the first one it’s at least as good too! Same basic setting
Timothy HurleyJan 9
The VergeJan 9
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards https://www.theverge.com/policy/859902/apple-google-run-by-cowards
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards

Apple and Google have left X in their app stores, despite its AI-generated images that violate their own rules. There are no principles left in Silicon Valley.

The Verge
Show threadTimothy HurleyDec 27
@paul if there’s one story-based series where you ought to skip a game, AW1 is that game.
Show threadTimothy HurleyOct 24
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social “debate” is a sort of interesting performance art and not the one best way to find truth!
Timothy HurleyOct 14
@SwiftOnSecurity anything to prevent the passive-aggressive troubleshooting popup
Timothy HurleyAug 29, 2025
Orion FernAug 28, 2025
When Kuzu played a song about rain right as the rainstorm started in denton was so cool i love the live reactions to denton events its so neat and grounding i love being in denton fully finally cuz i blast kuzu in my cars fm radio now too when driving around town! Kuzu is the best !
Show threadTimothy HurleyAug 17, 2025
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social local political decisions are overwhelmingly no longer tolerated by state/national authorities; this increasing centralization makes local political coverage a sideshow/distraction
Show threadTimothy HurleyJul 7, 2025
@paul named after a service where you pay a megacorp to lie to you about shipping times