I also often say "gotta jet!" and then get lost
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@llewelly i learned this the hard way. My plants are currently taking over the local movie theater
DgarOld MacDonald has gone corporate.
They’re now the CIEIO.
Do you think the crows practice cawmaturgy
*realizing at midnight that I've never talked to my 3 year old houseplant to help it grow*
Me: [whispering] Sorry to wake you...this is awkward haha. I'm Katie
Me: *guzzling* let me just finish what's in here and then we can use it to play spin the bottle haha
Him: that's a lot of...is that mustard??
@patricklee in halfling suits?
Velocirooster adminensis 
Venus is out again tonight, hovering above the steam layer, flashing her pearly brights into the stony sky.
cella 
escargot is spanish for “it’s cargo pants”