Me: OMG, HONEY!!!!! THE BIRDS FOUND MY NEW BIRD FEEDER!!
Him: *takes long, deep breath* That's great, honey, but you really scared the shit outta me.
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Nothing ruins my morning more than a hard ass avocado. #TheDebster
Pepper 🐾I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
It's the non alibi of alibis. #TheDebster
Sorry, can't. My phone broke and I'm still trying to remember all my logins and passwords for my apps on the new phone. #TheDebster
Skepticat 😸I set the Face ID on my phone with a Dorito hanging out of my mouth because of the Laws of Probability.
Mar :🌻Today is Cinco de Mayo.
It's also National No Pant Day.
That means everyone sits around with no pants wearing a sombrero while sipping tequila.
Fickle FillySometimes I find it hard to articulate how I’m feeling and that’s why I walk into work revving a chainsaw.
Lizzy 💫In an alternate reality, work tries to steal my attention from social media.
Fun fact: Hippos have become an invasive species in Colombia thanks to Pablo Escobar importing them for his zoo in the 1970s. #TheDebster