tHe dEbsTeR ❄️⛄️Me: OMG, HONEY!!!!! THE BIRDS FOUND MY NEW BIRD FEEDER!!
Him: *takes long, deep breath* That's great, honey, but you really scared the shit outta me.
#TheDebster
Nothing ruins my morning more than a hard ass avocado. #TheDebster
It's the non alibi of alibis. #TheDebster
Sorry, can't. My phone broke and I'm still trying to remember all my logins and passwords for my apps on the new phone. #TheDebster
Fun fact: Hippos have become an invasive species in Colombia thanks to Pablo Escobar importing them for his zoo in the 1970s. #TheDebster
What exactly is a $36,000 mattress made of? #TheDebster
Winter storm Olive... when did we start naming winter storms? #TheDebster
Idk I think Sea Salt Caramel and Sea Salt Chocolate would be better without the Sea Salt #TheDebster
It's one of those days I'd like to scream to the fediverse, "OMG, PEOPLE SUCKKKK!!!" But some of you might be offended because some of you might be people #TheDebster
Sorry guys, but this is as good as my posts are gonna get #TheDebster