The Turtle

@the_turtle
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125 Posts
King of Anti-Social Media. Backup account.

@rbreich fuck pictures of words.

Seriously, fuck pictures of words.

They suck shit.

@augieray I actually know where that gas station is. Right on US15 in Millersburg, Pennsylvania, north of Harrisburg. A blip that has the Millersburg Mart and a grocery store.

World Baseball Classic. Venezuela versus US

I hope Venezuela kicks our entitled, oil-stealing asses.

What do you suppose AssholeBoy casually told an aide, "if Venezuela wins, have them all detained and deported" before snorting another diet Coke and stuffing his face with another Big Mac? and then totally forgot he said it ten seconds later?

Yeah. Kick ass, Venezuela.

#wbc #venezuela

Gurp walked away from the bowl that contained pot roast, so it's open season for kittens.

#kittensofmastodon

@the_turtle eight hours later, it's still running fine, and more accurately than a couple of watches I have that are 30 or more years newer than 1914.
@Sheril not many people know the Federal government can and does flag people as "not eligible for rehire," and those kids better have that flag set on their SF-51, if they were ever actual federal employees, which I rather doubt.
@Sheril it is very likely I am wearing socks right now that are older than that kid.

I wonder what DownForEverybody uses as a measure of "upness."

Time after time, @SDF comes back as "up" on the DownForEverybody test criteria when it is clearly sitting there like a goddamn stunned ox, maybe answering a ping once in a while, but providing no useful functionality on an app or on their website.

I wonder what they actually measure. "Ping" is worthless, so I'd hope they're a little higher in the stack with their checking.

#fixyourshit

To be fair, @sdf hasn't timed out in a couple hours.

Do I trust it enough to be up long enough to allow me to download my shit and migrate to a better instance?

The Guy Who Yells is across the street on the porch of the place that is either a halfway house or a group home, we're not sure, pacing back and forth on the porch, yelling.

Sounds like "thai-thai-thai-THAI!!!"

I have no idea.