I wonder what DownForEverybody uses as a measure of "upness."

Time after time, @SDF comes back as "up" on the DownForEverybody test criteria when it is clearly sitting there like a goddamn stunned ox, maybe answering a ping once in a while, but providing no useful functionality on an app or on their website.

I wonder what they actually measure. "Ping" is worthless, so I'd hope they're a little higher in the stack with their checking.

#fixyourshit