Every time I try to figure out this site, it reminds of when I coached 4yo nerf soccer… everyone constantly going in different directions that didn’t make sense.

Not that tahini belongs to any one people but I do find it a little weird that a Jewish-owned tahini company is sending me a PR kit with candy canes in it?

Oh no. The NYT did 36 hrs in CDMX and… I am despondent at how basic and boring the food and drinks recommendations are.

Took my kids for our annual “fancy breakfast” and am very impressed with the waitress’ interpretation of my child’s request for “extra sugar” with her pancakes: a large sidecar of just plain powdered sugar, which said child is now spooning into her mouth.

How many years will I bring the same memoir on vacation and read it before I give up and just start calling it my emotional support book?

I really need something to work out with social media because I tried telling multiple groups of people in person this week how funny it was that Vancouver paid a shit ton of money to get the Michelin Guide to rank them and ended up with only 8 1-star restaurants and no 2- or 3-star ones and one guy in my GBBO fantasy league was like “what’s a Michelin star?”

Ahhh forgot the joy of a 5pm darkness

Watched Blockbuster last night and it is totally my speed: mindless sitcom with the occasional very good joke. Plus everyone pronounces Spanish words properly which is surprisingly refreshing?