Seems a shame to put shoes on

Pro wrestling is confusing because you always want to see them fight but also sometimes you want to see them kiss? 🤔

When you're so jealous of a formerly loyal user suddenly relying more on DuckDuckGo that you resort to lying for attention

When I die, please use this in lieu of a photo of me for my obituary

@louisa there's a running joke that @soybomb44 and I have where you can make frivolous demands on your birthday that must be met, the prime example being demanding Fresca at any/all eateries. And look what they had at the cafe where I stopped for lunch! I don't know that I've ever seen Fresca on a soda fountain before. So I am toasting you with it for your birthday, may all your ridiculous whims be satisfied.

O Christmas Rat
O Christmas Rat
Your tidings are be-la-ted

Not to step away from an anti-capitalist framework, but this felt SO GOOD.

Burl goDdamn ivEs

It's my partner's birthday today, if you want to wish @soybomb44 a happy birthday, toot him the plot of your favorite Poirot book/episode/fanfic/fanfic that you wrote in your brain just now