moving to witches.liveIt's my partner's birthday today, if you want to wish @soybomb44 a happy birthday, toot him the plot of your favorite Poirot book/episode/fanfic/fanfic that you wrote in your brain just now
@soybomb44 Hastings finds out that Poirot doesn't like to go to the movies because back in the day he was terrified by The Arrival of a Train. Hastings will. Not. Let. It. Go.
"Sacre Bleu, 'astings, I was a child!"