I made my daughter’s birthday cake today. It definitely looks like an anus. #anuscake #chocolatefrostingwonthelp #disaster

I like that they specify the backpack is mini. Like otherwise I'd think the pigeon was busting around wearing a full on jansport.

Whew. Got the tree up. #christmas #jingle #tistheseason

Tried a social experiment. Took the kiddo out and left this on the front steps. Upon return, all candy gone, all yogurt drinks remain. Apparently no one gives a shit about their digestive health. 🤷🏻‍♀️