TayFoNay🍿

@tayfonay@beige.party
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“We’ve reached DEFCON fuck”

Academic Maleficent. Once an NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university, now excommunicado. I assume because I wouldn’t participate in the “reputation and branding” committee.

Navigating the great enshittification.  

Location: Chicago , sometimes Kauai 🌺

Novemberist: part of the November 2022 Twitter migration. (h/t @TheEddieShow)

Posts auto-delete after 2 weeks. Under his eye. She/Her.

#teamOrca
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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Nazi punching levelShotokan 🟤 3rd Kyu
Profile picMe in the sun, wearing sunglasses and drinking a pint of beer
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@tayfonay #ChunderRoad
Nonbeliever here, but I have to admit that "The Island of Unlimited Bacon" is an afterlife I could get behind.

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All feral hogs are created equal but watch out for the feral hogs that walk upright. The ones that walk upright are more equal than others.

I assume someone dumped these eggshells in the beach parking lot to show off their sheer wealth 🙄
@mycotropic What’d I miss….
They say there are roughly 8 times as many feral hogs as people on this island so the future is either unlimited bacon or some version of Animal Farm.
Checking the DSM-5 to see if working the name of the ADHD drug Dexmethylphenidate into the lyrics of Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ is, itself, an indicator of ADHD.
I’d switch sides and fight with the gorilla