Mack ⚡️

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Florida Man, basically.

@Popehat I know that you're working very hard on the list of mediums you should not use to talk about your alleged crimes... but have you expressly said not to sing about them whilst playing the ukulele?

"'Even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I wanna say, I recently realized that they never said I couldn’t sing what I wanna say,' Ballinger crooned Wednesday."

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/colleen-ballinger-miranda-sings-youtube-response-1234780297/

Colleen Ballinger, A.K.A. Miranda Sings, Posts YouTube Response Video

“The only thing I’ve ever groomed is my two Persian cats,” Ballinger said in a YouTube video Wednesday

Rolling Stone
I think this breaks just about every rule @Popehat has ever explained.

Utah officials are really grasping at straws to justify their new unconstitutional social media laws.

"Nuh uh," guns, and library cards: a tour of Spencer Cox and Mike McKell's extremely silly false equivalencies.

https://aricohn.substack.com/p/desperate-to-justify-unconstitutional

Desperate to Justify Unconstitutional Social Media Law, Utah Officials Blunder Through False Equivalencies

Surprise: Different Things Are Different!

Platforms & Polemics

Did @Popehat and Josh Barro record an episode of 'Serious Trouble' today? Is that why the rumors are now swirling that George Santos' indictment may drop *tomorrow*?

I am not a superstitious person. But...

Disney sues Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, alleges political effort to hurt its business

The lawsuit escalates the feud between DeSantis, expected to be a top Republican contender for president in 2024, and Disney.

CNBC

'Serious Trouble' is great. I wasn't an avid 'All the President's Lawyers' listener, but I'm very glad I subscribed to the new @Popehat and @[email protected] venture.

Come for the goat warrants and taint talk... stay for them hopefully responding to my RICO Hotline request to talk about Rebekah Jones and her son's potentially Serious Trouble.

Started, going, et cetera
@Popehat left Twitter just in time... it appears the Grand Jury Experts are logging on.

The scene: The Bahamas. A courtroom.
Judge: Sir, in a conditional arrest proceeding the first step is to establish identity. Do you admit or deny you are the same Sam Bankman-Fried charged in this indictment?

SBF: Yes I am the person who did all those things

Judge: No, I mean . . .

SBF: Each and every one

Judge: I think you . . .

SBF: Should I go paragraph by paragraph

Twitter is nowhere near as toxic as the Call of Duty gamechat.