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Kris Martinez Nov 18, 2022

#introduction
Massage therapist, homesteader, PW, vet, native, ambivert, kind of had it with the western church, but so in love with Jesus.
I just want to love people well, and I really want people to love each other.
Also, I'm way too snarky for my own good. Sorry about that.
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Kris Martinez Nov 18, 2022

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Chris Trottier Nov 18, 2022

If you want to know how big the current #TwitterMigration is to Mastodon, look at this current chart.

I have never seen anything this massive.

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Kris Martinez Nov 18, 2022

So, I'm sitting in the back of my car with my groceries all over the parking lot trying to figure out what the heck I'm gonna do & this lady rolls up across the way with her two kids.
From my trunk, I hollered, "Excuse me, ma'am! Can I borrow your son?" 🤣 I explain the situation & this little 8 year boy climbs thru my car & got my wallet for me. I gave him a dollar and repacked my groceries and then sat in my driver's seat and laughed my rear end off. 🫣😜
So...that happened. How was your day?

Kris Martinez Nov 18, 2022

I went grocery shopping after work, started putting groceries in my car, and decided halfway through I didn't want to hold my wallet (with my keys in it) anymore so I tossed it through the car and into the front seat.
Y'all.
My doors weren't unlocked, just the back door to my trunk area. 🫠 So I unloaded all the groceries and tried to climb over the backseat to get my wallet, but the way the seat was inclined I didn't fit between the seat and the ceiling! 🤣🙃

Kris Martinez Nov 18, 2022

Oh hey, I didn't see you there.
Also, don't know what I'm doing, soooo...
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