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50% Poofy hair, 45% Legs, 5% Beans (Refried)

> Anthropology B.A.

> Digital Archaeologist

> Wishes he lived where it snows!

24, CA, USA

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TAKE 2: I'm moving instances friends! You can find me over at @Swiff from now on!

I still need $135 if I am to survive through the week. Please help me afford to go to my therapist tomorrow evening, and to be able to get more food and drinks.

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let raccoons vote

DUSTY VARMINT: well ain't this durn interestin *spits* we lettin' any ol sort of cowpope wander 'cross this range?

COWBOY IN POPE HAT: *blinks nervously*

me: *eating my lunch*

this damn dog: LOUD SIGH

me: *continues eating my lunch*

this goddamn dog: LOUDDDDD SIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im getting my car smog checked and there is the most adorable kid here. Like he's enthusiastic and babbling about nonsense but he's never shouting or screaming or being a nuisance to anyone. He was just looking through the window at the mechanics, and pointed, asking his mom "is that my car?" To which she answered yes that's our car. He thrust both hands in the air, spun around twice, and let out a very small "yaaaay."

He's so happy, and so am I.

Ernesto Köhler is cancelled for this passage.
Damn I need a therapist.
your invited! it's movie magic marathon monday! eat from my trough and witness robert redford slurp his weight in ketchup! don't lose your ticket! the stage of stars and screen! don't put your hands in your pockets! smile wanly at your wife as cary grant lies down and stands up one hundred times! your invited!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

DoS attack.

DoS attack w-
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