FIGHTING POLYGON SWIFF

@swiff@wizzzard.online
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The Archmage of the Wizzzard.Tower

Cops ain't shit, empire is evil, nuance is good but centrism isn't

If you are fearful about "Tankies" DNI

Actively trying to get isekai'd, enigmatic and malicious MMO devs please contact me ASAP

Boosts & Faves are basically always a-okay, I take 'em in an always positive light

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Ogdo-Certified Elder Scrolls Knower

Legs =Long
PronounsThey/He (Interchangable)
in a cyberpunk world a guy gets a robotic augmentation for his dick but now it goes “vrrrrrt” like raising the forks on a forklift when he gets hard
@swiff I have the soul of a giver. Many people tell me "where is it, on your mantlepiece?" and then they laugh. But I don't have a mantlepiece so the joke's on them, that's not where I keep it
@swiff and what's fucked up is if you'd just been normal and asked him on a coffee date he'd have said yes but you're too attached to your own destruction
@swiff asking him over to deal you some holy damage just to feel something. sobbing when he turns you down even though your dry eye sockets can't form tears
Drunk dialing the paladin who first killed you because you're sad your friends were no shows at your 500th funeral
Crediting @umalkosh for the inspiration on this one
Liches celebrate annual funerals like birthdays
I will never apologize

For those playing at home:

A little while ago I returned to my special interest of the Huns under Attila. This lead me back to another recurring special interest resurgence about the later Mongol Empire. And this led me right back to Prester John, because it's very likely one of the myriad Asian monarchs who European crusaders playing international medieval telephone conflated with the mytical Prester John was, in actuality, Genghis himself.

Aw shit I'm going on another Prester John autistic hyperfixation kick