phil

@superchair
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190 Posts
did you guys hear about john mccain
lardge balls
Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee!!!!!!
@some_qualia
Hello I don't know you but I've seen you come up multiple times in multiple social circles for incomprehensible online dramas and you seem to be on the wrong side of literally all of it. Just something to think abt before you go "yr cancelled sis I'm not mad" for the hundredth time. Have a nice day :)
Space... the final frontier, some call it. I personally think there are like 4 or 5 frontiers after that
JJ abrams, greg grunberg and their wives sleep in the one big bed together like charlie bucket's grandparents
Logging on to mansplain
All planes are legally in international waters 15 minutes after taking off and before landing. Even domestic flights
It saddens me to announce that venom has been metoo'd
Got nuts like bowling balls