502 Followers
201 Following
1.8K Posts

polyamorous, mostly gay

glitch goth

toot succubus

crush queen of the fediverse

the first and last bofa babe

hottest member of the deep state

we'rewe
herefuck
we'reshit
queerup
Hey buddies I'm here for a round of #postin
I am learning all these neato facts about myself, such as "shut up"
me trying to make a funny post on here without alerting the reply guys on the federated timeline
nailing the job interview by responding to "where do you see yourself in a year" with a cyberpunk 2020 character sheet
Damn I was having a normal night until I had to tell my friend she should ask my girlfriend what she's getting into before she asks me to throatfuck her
fsf announcing rebrand to 'the open source guys'
ShitpostBot 5000 on Twitter

“https://t.co/uW1Yg030JJ”

Twitter
I put my face into the AI website and it called me selfish and myopic. But like, myopic in the literal sense, which is even LESS true
.
Gotta update this now to add that once you've fought side by side in mech combat to the bitter end against an overwhelming foe, that's IT. Common internet queer law is coming for you oh god they're here at my door