All-in-one my ass, it doesn’t even have a nub mouse

If there's a silver lining here it's that you can wait until there are enough interesting games to justify a purchase. If the switch 2's lifecycle is comparably long as the original Switch's, that backlog ain't going anywhere.

Because "AI" tools are unsustainable, and it would be better not to have destroyed your actual skill when the bubble eventually pops.

No idea why people see that as a problem. It works fine on mobile web.

You cannot forbid forking a public GitHub repository, per their terms of service

There are SO MANY parents that are not willing to teach and monitor their kids online safety. I would even say most parents don't take that responsibility themselves.

Methodology is important to a robust result. It's weird that you take issue with their considerations there.

I haven't got very many gigantic third party titles, but nearly my entire Switch library (46 games) fits on the internal storage with 25 GB to spare.

I think the hardware has a lot of promise, but it's fair to say that at this very instant there aren't many exclusives to justify it if you aren't excited about Mario Kart.

If you have a backlog of Switch games, or you have favorites you're frequently playing on Switch, the improved processing power and loading times could be attractive, even if your games don't have resolution/framerate patches. For example, Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition loads battles in a snap, and doesn't have any framerate issues during gameplay anymore (although it is still capped at like 30 FPS in cutscenes, sadly.)

There's a couple other neat things about it, but likely not too relevant to anyone who's on the fence about the console.

I did not have Zimbabwean tariff rate hyperinflation on my 2025 bingo card.