Stormy Sailor

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A social media refugee sailing the stormy waters looking for a calm harbour to lay anchor. I also have a incredible beard oil company! My pronouns are dumpster/fire but "Hey you!" works just as well.
Websitewww.stormysailors.com
Canadian Veteran8 Years Navy
NicknameStormy
Favorite BeverageRum
I think my sexy time playlist may be a little heavy with banjo.
If you hear banjos, remember to paddle faster!
Another cool fact for being my age: one stack of cookies from the bag equals ONE COOKIE.
I love being my age. The threat of "Life Sentence" isn't much of a threat to me any longer.
BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk promises to hand over Twitter CEO position to whoever can answer his riddles three

In case you did not know this... Fraggle Rock has its own Yule Log Channel!!

https://youtu.be/UExX3Vk8WBk

The Jim Henson Company’s 2022 Yule Log: Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock

YouTube

Q: What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your swimming pool?

A: Throw in your laundry!

HAPPY DAYS! I had made an order for carrier oils. It finally shipped after only having to wait 2 months. Thankfully I had enough stock to get me through the Christmas shows. #BeardOil #SmallBusinessOwner #Yeg
Does anyone else find Discord rather overwhelming?
Just a nice cozy day at work