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Leftist. Fuck cars. Queer. Hungry.

Madison -> St. Paul -> Chicago -> MPLS

#nobot

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Happy election day to those who celebrate.
They look so tired out there. #uswnt. the Olympic format might not be the best showcase of soccer talent.
FOR ME, ALLYSHIP MEANS HANGING BACK UNTIL MY FRIENDS POINT OUT SOMEONE SHOUTING ABOUT HELL AND SAY "THAT ONE." AND THEN, THE LASER COMES OUT.

I re-adjusted the gear shifter on my bike today all by myself. It took a long time, and several YouTube videos, but I feel like a genius mechanic.

It's so cool to know how the things I own work.

Just left the #PWHL Championship celebration and I'm already having hockey withdrawals. What am I supposed to do now? Learn about basketball? Spend time Iike with my family? Learn a skill? Enjoy a beautiful Minnesota summer? No thank you.

But. Why's it called the Walter cup. They could have called it anything. And they named it Walter.

#PWHL #wewantthecup

Girl Juice by Benji Nate is a GREAT book. I devoured it in a day and a half. I woke up my wife from laughing to hard.
Those ro (weightloss drug) commercials really bum me out.
SNOW!! You guys!! There's SNOW!

I've slept on it, and I'm still mad. What the FUCK was up with the 3-on-3 all-star game? Why was the production value so bad?

For those of you who missed it, the first half the commentators were inaudible, there were constant bad camera choices, and the graphics package didn't kick in until the 2nd half. There were also only 2 halves, and they were only 10 minutes.

It felt like halftime at a bigger event, which it kinda was. It was disappointing.

#pwhl #pwhlallstar