it’s not just a ‘download and every game automatically runs’ application.

That’s what binfmt is for

A Klingon bird of prey, or a romulan bird of prey?

Crab Rangoon begs to differ, but that is an extreme example

An object is a poor man’s closure.

A closure is a poor man’s object.

These are two sides of the same coin, and both of them miss the point. You should be dealing with scale, and you should use a language that allows you to concisely describe how to compute large amounts of data easily. The best part is that once you start writing APL, you’ll feel like a wizard.

From experience, dont do this unless you have a very good desoldering setup. The joysticks have 14-16 pins and you need to be able to desolder every single one perfectly to get it off the board. Getting the new one on can be similarly difficult.

I have seen some custom tips for these but haven’t tried them yet.

If that hasn’t dissuaded you, then calibration itself is easy. Just connect it to a computer and go to the calibration website (it’s a GitHub page that does it all in JS).

this could be better if it used subdomains to an evil extent - extract the main domain intended and use that:

google.com => google.phishy.pc-helper.xyz/whatever-bullshit-key-they-need

Bonus points if it works for any subdomain.

Extra bonus points for a subdomain that includes https and www (e.g. https.www.google.com.phishy.pc-helper.xyz)

My tractor thinks she’s sexy

It really turns it on…

You’re forgetting the part where they had an option to disable this fuckery, and then proceeded to move it twice - exposing containers to everyone by default.

I had to clean up compromised services twice because of it.

Your readline config sucks because the default sucks.

Add this to your .inputrc:

"\e[A": history-search-backward "\e[B": history-search-forward