bubblybubblesngl im kinda here just waitin for it 🤣
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 “My wife died, my truck left, and my dog refuses to run.”
Actually sounds like a lyric written by AI for a country song.
Omni rizzlerCarsexual youtube guy nightmare
Those who know 🥀🥀
Those who know 🥀🥀
The prequel is Two Trucks by Lemon Demon
“But that ol’ Elon made my steed gone,
Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”
Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”
ByteJunk*Lalalalalalaaaaa
Now it’s just me and silence, ‘neath this lonesome midnight blue,
Prayin’ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.*
My tractor thinks she’s sexy
It really turns it on…
IheartcheeseI mean who among us wouldn’t fuck a tractor
Now THIS is the dystopia I signed up for!
The Day My Truck Left Me
Listen and make your own on Suno.
Ahh shit i forgot to pay for my aircond subscription and now my truck is gone.
Insert reject, approve meme here, star-trek not Drake.
Reject: making fuel efficient cars people can actually afford
Approve: spending millions on self-reposessing vehicles
Swedneckthis could be the only thing marketed about these cars and people will still spend their life savings to buy them.
My truck left me and my wife broke down
HossenfefferLost my crypto to a Nazi clown
But that’s ok, at least my brother’s gitten’ paid
I was down on my luck
At the end of the day
I watched your wheels roll away
My cybertrick
With those big screens and all the digital waifus you know the rise in truck sex is finally including the nonrednecks, true cowboys never needed the excuse.
Sabata“My truck wife and her truck nuts are gone”
ReygleSelf crashing cars
I’d assume there’s some visionairy artist who maybe likes to parody country sometimes who already wrote it.
vaultdweller013To the rough tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash
And old cowboy walked out one dark and windy night Upon the curb he saw a spark and a loud bang When all at once he saw his truck Plowin through a sign, onto the road on that fateful night
It’s light were all ablaze a sign apon it’s hood It’s windows were cracked, and blood apon it’s side A bolt of fear went through him for he still missed his wife For he just lost, the love of his life
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie! Rogue truck on the road
His face was gaunt, his eyes were wet, his shirt was soaked in tears He’s cryin’ hard at the fact he just lost his damned truck Cause his autopilot was set to leave at eight PM For he saw his truck leaving hard, and he heard a mirthful laugh
A young lad stopped on by him, he heard him call his name “If you want to save your shit from a wreck Then cowboy, hop on in, or lose it to a fate Wait I think it’s already in a ditch, across from Denny’s”
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road
I just put way too much effort into a low quality shit post.