Mastodawn

Claudestrophobic

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Currently: covered in cat hair and bass guitars, doing tech ops at EFF.
Previously: stardust, stars

Extremely not a professional account. Tikkun olam motherfucker

"professional"	https://www.eff.org/about/staff/starchy-grant
"musical"	https://soundcloud.com/starchy-grant
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bookwyrm	https://bookwyrm.social/user/starchy

Claudestrophobic 3d ago

Anatoly Shashkin💾3d ago

We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.

Claudestrophobic 3d ago

My 8 y/o nibling demanded I explain datacenters to him. He does not approve of your spying

Claudestrophobic 6d ago

Polar has redesigned their seltzer cans and I've never seen Boston in crisis like this

Claudestrophobic Mar 25

sir, was your cologne intended to smell like that particular body part, sir

Claudestrophobic Mar 25

guys I think I've finally cracked it:
tech for doing tech things, humans for doing human things, try not to get them confused, by the way tech is a human thing, hope that helps

Claudestrophobic Mar 25

type of guy flying first class out of SFO after RSA with a "your ideas suck" sticker on his laptop

Claudestrophobic Mar 25

(slaps roof of self) this baby can lose a boarding pass between check-in and gate so many times

Claudestrophobic Mar 23

am I going blind
or is it Liquid Glass?

Claudestrophobic Mar 21

I led two young horses
across a frozen lake--
one fell through.

He's down there yet,
even 'bout now,
The sunk foal brother.

Claudestrophobic Mar 20

evacide Mar 20

The data broker industry must be destroyed: https://www.theverge.com/news/897145/kash-patel-ron-wyden-fbi-location-data-no-warrant

The FBI is buying Americans’ location data

In a hearing before the Senate Intelligence Committee, the FBI director admitted that the agency is turning to data brokers to get around warrant requirements.

The Verge