🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢

@squirrelturtle
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I post politics stuff that will have you "roflmaoing" on the floor. and also the mad!

Socialist, Internationalist & Prison Abolitionist

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@georgespolitzer lmao this is hilarious
Honestly if you told me that the result of the most wide spread and lethal pandemic in decades would result in multiple states going full anti-vax instead of the exact opposite I would have said you're an even bigger cynic than I and yet here we are.
this guy fucking stinks. this is such a disingenuous framing, and when it comes from a guy who's ostensibly liberal, it provides leverage to the scummiest people in this country
@[email protected] @[email protected] I'd say K1 is the closest. I had to look it up, it's totally different from what i remember
@[email protected] @[email protected] omg i used to be so concerned about time dilation as a kid because of that movie
@[email protected] nothing yet
Kim Jong-Un has officially banned pooping

And on the first day of the earth God made themself a sandwich and snacked upon it.
When god had worked up a bit of energy and motivation, they created Lilith and Adam in their own image.
But god wanted to see more titties so they made Eve too. Then he watched them with omnipotent eyes 👀

God: "I'd fuck me."

What if god was one of us?
HE WAS. and we CRUCIFIED HIM

read ya book!

@[email protected] nothing yet. Will provide future sitreps