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🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢

@squirrelturtle

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I post politics stuff that will have you "roflmaoing" on the floor. and also the mad!

Socialist, Internationalist & Prison Abolitionist

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🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢May 27, 2021

Mr. Q The Pizza Demon May 27, 2021

Honestly if you told me that the result of the most wide spread and lethal pandemic in decades would result in multiple states going full anti-vax instead of the exact opposite I would have said you're an even bigger cynic than I and yet here we are.

🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢May 22, 2021

healyn May 22, 2021

this guy fucking stinks. this is such a disingenuous framing, and when it comes from a guy who's ostensibly liberal, it provides leverage to the scummiest people in this country

🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢May 19, 2021

Kim Jong-Un has officially banned pooping

🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢May 19, 2021

And on the first day of the earth God made themself a sandwich and snacked upon it.
When god had worked up a bit of energy and motivation, they created Lilith and Adam in their own image.
But god wanted to see more titties so they made Eve too. Then he watched them with omnipotent eyes 👀

God: "I'd fuck me."

🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢May 19, 2021

What if god was one of us?
HE WAS. and we CRUCIFIED HIM

read ya book!

🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢May 19, 2021

Oh great I'm being trolled by yet another cummyguy

🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢May 19, 2021

STEAM: Your friend is now playing Hearts of Iron IV
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Friends list:
David is playing Hearts of Iron IV: German Reich 1943

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Is this against praxis? Is such gaming allowed???

🐿️squirrelturtle 🐢May 11, 2021