Proving yourself a trustworthy business person via bone crushing handshakes should have ended when people stopped trading their breeding age daughters for sheep.
F*ck handshakes.
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spiffy
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@searchliaison is there a way to weed out ai generated images in a google image search?
The Boy and The Heron
💜 all the expected Miyazaki trademarks
- beautiful art & music
- strange people & creatures
💜 it's a thoughtful story & less straightforward than, for example, Kiki's Delivery Service
- 11yo equated it with Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- We definitely plan to rewatch
spiffyDoes no one make cameras with viewfinders under a $100 anymore? All I can find are LCD screen only cameras... Yes, I want cameras with real view finders... I love my kids but I'm not spending $100+ on cameras for them until they are a bit older.
I am in charge of my company's 4 massive Christmas trees. While decorating a tree this morning, a wee gent passed by with his grandmother.
Immediately he gasped, "A Christmas tree!"
Grandmother, "Yes, a Christmas tree!"
Him, "They're already putting up their Christmas trees!"
"Yes, dear," she replied calmly.
She clearly did not understand the severity of the situation, so he yelled, "We missed Thanksgiving!"
Child#2: Can I just have a regular salad?
Me: Sure. What do you want in it?
Child#2: You know- that stuff you cook in the salad.
Me, stumped: A cooked salad?
# 2: Yeah, you know. That salad you cook with the vegetables.
Me: Do you mean stir fried vegetables?
# 2, deer in the headlights look: I guess...
Me: What vegetables do you want in this stir fry?
# 2: Uh... Cabbage... um...
Me: Carrots?
# 2: Yeah. And green plants.
Me: Sure. What do you want in it?
Child#2: You know- that stuff you cook in the salad.
Me, stumped: A cooked salad?
# 2: Yeah, you know. That salad you cook with the vegetables.
Me: Do you mean stir fried vegetables?
# 2, deer in the headlights look: I guess...
Me: What vegetables do you want in this stir fry?
# 2: Uh... Cabbage... um...
Me: Carrots?
# 2: Yeah. And green plants.