| skipping across water | pebble |
| what these boxes are for | i still don't know |
| a synonym roll, of course | what does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? |
The 1st born asked, "when a baby gets stuck while being born, is it called constipation?"
They added "because you know how kids are called little mm'mmms?"
By the way, both my spouse's children are little shits. (Yes, I will blame him.)
Homoph🤡bes/Transph🤡bes: Public Schools are making your kids gay and giving them the trans surgeries.
Bruh: Public schools can't get my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita cake BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they went to school today with Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
I hope the Dems have a plan other than "we're not Drump."
The GOP are going to sue every ballot they can.
William Pietri