@spiderdaynightlive Hello! I'm a former Twitter person who has jumped over to the gentle seas of Mastodon. Happy to connect with you here.
Wondering if you can use your expertise once again by identifying this many legged friend?

I'm lying on my bed at 2.30 AM, listening to Erasure.

I tire of daily doom.

Desperately wanting to feel wanted and worthwhile.

Why is it that nearly every direct message from a randomer ends up angling towards something sexual? Even when the person claims they're "just trying to make friends?"
I've been an internet user since 1995; these tricks do not affect me, a jaded denizen of these cyber halls.

Recently had someone throw shade at me over the fact I have no followers here. As if I care? I can speak without meddlesome critiques.