It has come to this.

After seeing @bw’s natural titanium in person I couldn’t help it — swapped out the black today thanks to the helpful folks at the Bellevue Apple Store. This might be my favorite iPhone ever.

Was fun seeing these fine gentlemen and others in person today. @Luke @Brilliantcrank @bw @justsnook

Yeah this really is a drag.

When my middle schooler encounters a vending machine in public.

For the past week I’ve been getting near non-stop spam calls from different numbers all from Florida area codes. I answered once and immediately asked to be removed from their call list and hung up. I was not removed from their list.

“This is what your money is for.”

shuddup watch. yolo

Billy didn’t like Big Thunder Mountain.