Mastodawn

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𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚙 • 𝙿𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚛 • 𝙰𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 • 𝙾𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 ≠ 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 • 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜. #𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚇

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A typical day at my elementary school:

1. Spelling
2. Math
3. Social studies
4. Lunch
5. See which kid dies on this fucking thing
6. Art
7. Music

2-5!

Print those #RedSox World Series tickets now!

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A #RedSox player just touched home plate.

What does that mean?

That player for the Dodgers hit a 3-run HR.

The national baseball punditry just frosted the ceiling.

We all know that Walker Buehler is going to run an absolute clown show on the #RedSox on Sunday, right?

Only the Royals and Twins have scored fewer runs than the #RedSox and their “stacked” line up.

Marlins catcher Liam Nicks has 11 RBI. The #RedSox as a team have 13.

Let that sink in.

I am expecting Mike “Never Heard of You Before” Burrows and his 7.94 ERA to run an absolute clown show on the #RedSox today.

No-hitter! No-hitter! No-hitter!

Please get no-hit. Add to your embarrassment.

Damn. The #RedSox batters aren't even trying anymore, are they?

An eight-pitch inning and they're done.