Mastodawn

solotoro ✅Nov 29, 2022

Nikki Nov 29, 2022

Saying not to bother with the favourite button on mastodon because it doesn't affect any algorithm is like saying not to say thank you to someone because no one else will hear.

Stop thinking in those old social media ways of engagement and visibility and algorithms and reach and audience and start thinking about being social.

And BOOST! It's how you saw this, probably!

A favourite is a nice thanks, a boost lets everyone else discover the great thing you discovered too!

solotoro ✅Nov 25, 2022

Granite Man Nov 25, 2022

Very sad to hear about Elon Musk.

Nothing happened to him, I’m just very sad to hear about him.

solotoro ✅Jul 22, 2022

A thing I learned about myself when going to my first rodeo is that I am fundamentally incapable of calling the "bucking broncos" anything other than the "broncking buckos" until at least my third attempt

solotoro ✅Jul 21, 2022

Has anyone else every typed lol and then laughed out loud before hitting send just so it wasn't a lie?

solotoro ✅Jul 4, 2022

This airbnb is nice but they should really clean the mixer more regularly

solotoro ✅May 27, 2022

Billion dollar idea: password reset reminders for your work account that don't come exactly 30 days in advance of your password expiring, but instead always on the nearest Monday

solotoro ✅May 12, 2022

Thinking about a new career as a toy piano tuner

solotoro ✅Apr 28, 2022

Do people actually read pdfs one full page at a time? I always get so confused and annoyed when I get one that is set to jump pages every time I scroll. I scroll every few lines while I'm reading, or at least I never read all the way to the bottom before scrolling on.

Didn't know I was writing an AITA post, but that's kinda what this ended up feeling like. So ... am I?

solotoro ✅Nov 26, 2021

It's actually only turkey if it comes from the turkey region of France. What you ate yesterday was sparkling Ottoman Empire

solotoro ✅Nov 15, 2021

I have Song for the Dumped stuck in my head, but all I can think about is how fucking transactional the singer thinks relationships are, no wonder she dumped him