DE TOMASO HAS BEEN UNDER FIRE AFTER ALLEGATIONS SURFACED THAT THEY NECROMANTICALLY RAISED H.R. GIGER AND COMMISSIONED HIM TO DESIGN THE EXHAUST SYSTEM FOR THEIR V12 P900.

THE ESTEEMED ITALIAN AUTOMAKER HAS FINALLY RESPONDED WITH A PUBLIC STATEMENT FROM THEIR WESTERN SYDNEY OFFICE:

"YEAH IT'S FUCKEN' HEAPS SICK AY?"

"WE CAN ONLY DEFEAT FACISM WITH THE POWER OF LOVE"

WRONG! ANTI-MATERIAL RIFLE.

ME AND SHNACKY'S ADVENTURES IN THE TIME MACHINE GOING BACK TO STOP FRENCH PEOPLE BECOMING LIKE THAT WAS IMMORTALISED IN ART!

(I HELPED CARRY HIM TO OUR PULPIT ON TOP OF THE CASTLE).

cc/ @shmouflon @az