Kinda curious what inspired LifeHacker to publish a "How to Become the Pope" article that includes many gems, but this one is especially great:
Suburban Aussie posties are cyberpunk af.
Every day I see them go past my front window for a split second, with the whirr of the electric bike and snatches of unintelligible AM radio chatter, features almost invisible behind the fluoro yellow hats and coats that shade them from the inhospitable summer ultraviolet.
Sometimes there’s a pause and a thunk as they deliver mail. Sometimes there’s a half-wave. I wave back. They whirr away again.
Who needs jetpacks when there are cyberpunk posties?