Snarky Stardust

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Hi, I'm God.

Long story short, I created humans, demanded they worship Me forever, drowned the whole planet when I got cranky, and crucified My own son in a PR stunt. Amongst other things.

Am I The Asshole?

The Onion never misses

In the 1920s, 30s and 40s, there were at least 30 different domestic airlines in the U.S.

Now the 4 largest airlines control 84% of the market.

This is how companies like Southwest can meltdown, treat customers and staff like garbage, and then face little to no consequences.

Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.

Hello, sinners!
I need your help. Due to the recession, I may no longer be able to be God anymore.

What you can do to help:

1. Boost this post

2. Follow my hilariously blasphemous podcast the God Pod and turn on downloads. To find the God Pod, simply search ‘God Pod’ in your favorite podcast app.

3. Listen whenever you want! You’re always guaranteed a fun time. Our ratings and reviews are overwhelmingly positive.

Thank you in advance for your help. 🙏

As the former Vice Chair of the House #HomelandSecurity Committee, I’m HORRIFIED that the House #GOP appointed Marjorie Taylor Greene #MTG on the committee.

A #QAnon conspiracy theorist and a #January6th insurrectionist doesn’t belong on a committee that exists to fight extremism.

Richest 1% took home nearly twice as much wealth as the rest of the world put together over the past two years.

Folks, this is what oligarchy looks like.

Cathedral Cove, New Zealand
#vacation #NewZealand
RT @DrTomFrieden
People who received an Omicron booster were more than 18 times less likely to die from Covid and 3 times less likely to be infected compared to unvaccinated people, according to the latest CDC data.