Simon

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Show threadSimon10h ago
auf dem Ticket steht jetzt irgendwas von wegen Gruppe, weil mir ständig 17 verschiedenen Tickets mit nichtssagenden oder ohne Name angezeigt wurde, aber wird schon passen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Simon10h ago
https://twebshop.tomas-travel.com/api/checkout/success erreicht 😲
Simon10h ago
@pretix Könnt ihr nicht mal visitBerlin ein Angebot schicken? So mit funktionierender Warteschlange?
Simon11h ago
So langsam frage ich mich, ob es überhaupt schon wer durch den Checkout geschafft hat…
Show threadSimon11h ago
@ubahnverleih @kawie ich glaube es steht für timeout
Simon11h ago
keirFox1d ago
Trivia: this post makes a percentage of people's eyes water.
Show threadSimon12h ago
Simon12h ago
War bis zum Warenkorb vorgedrungen und beim Warten auf den Checkout war er dann plötzlich leer… 🤦
Simon13h ago
kai13h ago
heute bin ich froh nicht für das tomas travel twebshop experience widget zuständig zu sein...
Simon13h ago
Mir scheint, weder visitBerlin, noch ihre Ticketing-Bude, scheinen auf das Interesse am ICC vorbereitet gewesen zu sein…
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baskin  🇵🇸4d ago
#seems_legit
Show threadTFed 🍉🌻🚀4d ago
@baskin microplastics  This made my laugh and cry
Show threadbaskin  🇵🇸4d ago
@tfed it was to the point...
Show threadChristoph G.4d ago
@baskin And PFAS ☝️🤓
Show threadRoy-Ahoi 🐀4d ago
@cg @baskin
PFAS is one type of microplastic...
But okay.
It has come to stay.
Show threadIrritationshintergrund🍑4d ago
@baskin @altbot
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Show threadSybren A. Stüvel4d ago
@baskin 😹😿
Show threadcanleaf08 ⌘ ✅4d ago
@baskin pfas, lead, etc…
Show threadoverflo 🦐4d ago

@baskin
There is a small BARBIE inside all of us!

(Thanks to microplastics)

Show threadPhilipp  4d ago
@baskin Isn't it actually a nice thought that there's a little pink Barbie doll deep down at the heart of even the most vicious macho? 
Show threadbaskin  🇵🇸4d ago
@derfopps Can be a dildo also, depends on how you see it.
Show threadTheFwGuy 🇪🇺🇮🇹🇺🇸🖖4d ago
@baskin @derfopps ROTFL !
Show threadOrntLaOkro4d ago
@baskin Plus they all go through the square hole.
Show threadTony Hoyle4d ago
@baskin
Also pfas, which is slowly killing us because corporate profits rule.
Show threadsaddest cabbage4d ago
@tony @baskin IKR!
I watched a documentary thing about that stuff and related compounds C-6 and C-9 that get used in teflon manufacture.
BAD BAD STUFF!!!
And OF COURSE it's fucking DUPONT AGAIN!!!
Show threadhot tran*sexual menace4d ago
@baskin apparently the amount 1 plastic tea spoon per brain at 40-50yo old :(
Show threadhot tran*sexual menace4d ago
@baskin https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-human-brain-may-contain-as-much-as-a-spoons-worth-of-microplastics-new-research-suggests-180985995/
The Human Brain May Contain as Much as a Spoon's Worth of Microplastics, New Research Suggests

The amount of microplastics in the human brain appears to be increasing over time: Concentrations rose by roughly 50 percent between 2016 and 2024, according to a new study

Smithsonian Magazine
Show threadHeilige Bürzeligkeit4d ago
@baskin 🫱🏼‍🫲🏿
Show threadLime Bar4d ago

@baskin
Your comic has a soundtrack.

Did you know?

https://zoeblade.bandcamp.com/album/microplastics

Microplastics, by Zoë Blade feat. Aisha Ricketts

6 track album

Zoë Blade
Show threadJames C4d ago
@baskin united by #existentialAnxiety and #microplastics
Show threadRainbowFrog4d ago
@baskin
😱😭
Show threadgary4d ago
@baskin do not leave out pfas - funding just got slashed #brownfields
Show threadRaul4d ago
@baskin Micropastics and PFAS. PFAS inside us might be in fact a more dangerous matter than microplastics.
Show threadHarald Werner4d ago

@baskin

That connects.
Das verbindet.

Show threadMemento Mori 💃🏽🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦4d ago
@HaWeCom @baskin 👍🏽😎
Show threadschnedan4d ago
@baskin it's funny because it is true
Show threadTisha Tiger4d ago
@baskin The star should be green and that triggers me 🔥
Show threadMartin Rundkvist4d ago

@baskin

If there is still #archaeology 2000 years from now, then there will be specialists who analyse soil samples from 2020s graves to determine which types of microplastics and in which proportions each buried individual carried.

Show threadGinevraCat4d ago
@baskin Nice that you added the alt text 😊👍
Show threadbaskin  🇵🇸4d ago
@GinevraCat it went viral so I had to.
Show threadGinevraCat4d ago
@baskin It's such a good comic. That last panel is a real gut punch!
Show threadGutterPoetry4d ago

@baskin

On the upside, whenever I do something stupid, I can blame the plastic spoon in my brain

Show threadbaskin  🇵🇸4d ago
@GutterPoetry should work as an excuse
Show threadMemento Mori 💃🏽🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦4d ago
@baskin 👍🏽😎
Show threadsipuedo4d ago
@baskin
🤣🤔🤣
Show threadmirabilos4d ago
@baskin @RichiH and nanoplastics, which is really endtime for life as we know it
Show threadCiourte Piaille4d ago
@baskin (source https://www.instagram.com/thesquarecomics/p/DMAqMbcxU-H/)
The Square Comics on Instagram: "common tees: bonappetees.shop patreon.com/thesquarecomics"

3,052 likes, 6 comments - thesquarecomics on July 12, 2025: "common tees: bonappetees.shop patreon.com/thesquarecomics".

Instagram
Show threadHaskell4d ago
@baskin lol sooooo true.
Show threadPorru 3d ago
@marcelo_vinagres
Show threadFU3d ago
@baskin
Show threadslash1d ago

@baskin @janeishly

Maybe we should contact The Doctor and ask for some of that anti-plastic he used on the Autons.

Show threadnellie-m14h ago

@baskin @aral

I notice that the alt-text for this image was created by an LLM. So giving everything exacerbating the environmental and ethical disaster that is “AI” a wide berth, I’m not going to boost it.

Apart from that, it’s not even amusing to read. In a way, it totally misses the point, because it takes away the surprise and the fun for people on screereaders. Even just the text from the panels would have been funnier.

Show threadRoelandDeVries13h ago
@baskin Microplastics and PFAS