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@Axolotl2 here. I made an account leftover from when I was playing puppets into a joke account. I will make a serious comment thread into a joke with just my name, and this is not automated. Suffer for you are not me. I don't need to move. I am but a simple metapod.
Why does it think I have 100 notifications
Someone boosted this post from before I turned this into a joke account and the image in my mind is somehow more comedic.
Me rn:
Guess where I'll be going!
Can someone read the time on the clock there for me?
Everyone block this guy right now. They're a troll apparently.
Holy shit. The tales are true. Beware the pronoun theif everyone.
@Axolotl2 Should we tell em?
He doesn't sleep. It's a trap.
Great I spent all night trying to figure out what the first substance Axo was describing was, only to be given a description of the plant that traps you in your mind, and then keeps your soul for energy aka the sapphire snare, and how the plant is rare enough to make digging it up illegal, and how the substance it secretes is too useful for humanity to want it destroyed.