Metapod
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- 21 Following
- 934 Posts
@Axolotl2 here. I made an account leftover from when I was playing puppets into a joke account. I will make a serious comment thread into a joke with just my name, and this is not automated. Suffer for you are not me. I don't need to move. I am but a simple metapod.
Mark Taylor
Mr. Funk E. Dude 🫠This is your reminder...
There is no algorithm that brings posts to your timeline. The only posts you will see under your Home tab will be either people that you follow, or the boosts from people that you follow.
BOOSTING IS THE LIFE BLOOD OF MASTODON.
If you read something that is interesting, funny, thought provoking, news worthy, or beautiful, then BOOST IT.
Hitting "Favorite" lets the poster know that you liked it BUT IT DOESN'T LET ANYONE ELSE KNOW.
Keep Mastodon alive. BOOST.
Someone boosted this post from before I turned this into a joke account and the image in my mind is somehow more comedic.
Metapod
"Go touch grass" they tell me even though I'm doing that in a feild somewhere constantly.
Metapod
Life's a carnival. All the games are fucking rigged
Bravery is action in the face of danger. Insanity is the same but the other person is being stupid enough to think you won't just harden beyond mortal comprehension when they try to crush you.
Metapod