You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now introducing...
Was @/smithaprasadh on Twitter, and now I'm here!
- UX designer for good.
- JET Program alum. (ζ₯ζ¬θͺOK.)
- Volcanoes. Violins. Not violence.
- And, yes, I'm that nerd who (still) runs piratesofdarkwater.net.