Xandypants

@smilingfire
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she/her; 34; libertarian socialist; mom; artist; nerd; bi/pan 🏳️‍🌈

I'm even more awkward in person

@/sncrslyxandra & womenforhydrox1 on twitter

product idea: car/house alarm that, instead of a modulated siren sound, plays the benny hill music at 115db to make cctv recordings of burglars running away funnier.
Sketch I did while proctoring an exam. @Curator #illustration #comics #medusa #drawing #darkart
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I gave a glib answer when my daughter asked what I wanted for #Christmas . I now have world peas.
According to this BMI chart, I definitely need to get taller next year.
I'm just really tired of pretending to be thrilled about any part of it. It's exhausting and I hate it.
I know it makes people think I'm a huge turd but I think I'm going to refuse the holidays next year & just go somewhere quiet until they're over

Mastodon Tip of the Day: Did you know you can block AN ENTIRE MASTODON DOMAIN from the drop-down menu on a user profile? Just click on the three dots menu in the user's profile in the web interface, and select the bottom menu item (see image).

Et voilà! I have now blocked ALL the cryptobros on cryptotalks.social!

If you want to block domains when you don't have a profile to start from, read this post: https://union.place/@theghostoftomjoad/109425962314337645 (it's a bit more work, but worth it to get rid of pesky cryptofolk!)

The Wolf Gang = Pro-Wildlife☑️ (@[email protected])

As requested and hot off the press: My tutorial How to Block [Multiple] Server Domains in Mastodon - something you as an individual can do. Without waiting for them to harass you first. Q: Why not just rely on admins A: They don't have time - and - be proactive! #privacy #cybersecurity and #safety: ~~PLEASE BOOST!~~ By doing so you are protecting the community from the trolls at the gate. EDIT: a reader replied w a csv list if sites u can try the upload on. https://medium.com/@theghostoftomjoad/how-to-block-server-domains-in-mastodon-899b24f8fb6e

The Union Place
I never thought leopards would eat MY face, sobbed the man who sold his company to the leopard

Comedy is legal! The bird is free!

Some comedy is legal! The bird is $8/mo!

Three specific jokes are permitted! The bird is $20/mo! You must not mention this long list of websites.

One joke must be tweeted per day, as written by the owner. The bird costs 20% of your annual income. If you do not tweet five times per day, you are banned.

You get to tweet three times if you buy a $99 jpeg. The tweet must be the approved joke of the day. You will be banned every twelve hours.