batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)FRIEND: Ugh, they pushed back repair work on the city’s primary water main to 2034!
ME: Optimistic of them to think humanity will make it to 2034.
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.chrisI DON'T NETFLIX AND CHILL, I BETAMAX AND RUN AMOK.
"My eyes are up here," she says with an elegant gesture to the top shelf of curious jars and grotesqueries.
Jon BakerME: Well, you know what they say: “When in Rome…”
MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS: …DO COCAINE
MY BRAIN: Who keeps letting you in here????
It's so fucking weird how some people look at the world around them and go: "you know what this place needs? more racism!"
bacon popsicle 🎈I’m just a guy, standing in front of a girl, asking her “but is it supposed to be that colour, doctor?”
Chin hairs on golems and blood clots in witches
Cat guts and foghorns and cold swollen fishes
Effigies of enemies all tied up with strings
These are a few of my mundane daily things...
Cat guts and foghorns and cold swollen fishes
Effigies of enemies all tied up with strings
These are a few of my mundane daily things...
A wellness retreat full of murder hornets.
Christina Mother of SpidersHello Fresh: 10 min prep 30 min cooking
Me: This should be quick.
ADHD: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You wish!
Me: * 2 hours later* Dinner is ready!