they're beating my bare butt and back on tubi tv
idk i literally just got here
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oh my heavens
does the horse wear the jorts on the back half, or the whole bottom half
can someone ask the wizard of jorts horse to approve my application thank you
SirEviscerate 
*succumbing to injuries suffered from getting hit by a Smart car* please just tell everyone it was a regular car
fyi to my federated network friends - if you want to keep an eye on both bsky and mastodon in one app, and manage crossposting automatically, highly recommend openvibe (ios & android)
chatgpt’s big reveal being “we’re doing apps now!” is so fucking funny to me lmao
glory hole but it’s hiding a giant acme rubber mallet
and caesar wept, for there were no more bobos to honk
from your lips to god’s ears baby