Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz

@slifty
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Working dad, Overmind of Bad Idea Factory, loving troll, Internet Archive, Mozilla, MIT, Carnegie Mellon. Nothing I post on the internet is true 🤔🤔🤔
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I just discovered an AMAZING journaling app: [email protected]

It's so easy, you just email it a few random things it every day. It might be spyware or something, but I figure I can stick to stuff I'm comfortable being out there.

👏 don't 👏 give 👏 powerful 👏 people 👏 the 👏 benefit 👏 of 👏 the 👏 doubt 👏
CNN misspelled "beats"
Platitudes Platitudes Platitudes Platitudes Platitudes
Vance really likes 50 cent words, which you know is a winning political strategy that everybody relates to.
It seems Trump maybe only had a concept of a plan for a closing statement.

ok so what sound should thunderbird play when I get new email. options are:

1. "You've got mail"
2. The sound of getting a coin in mario
3. The sound of getting a rupee in zelda
4. a loud, piercing scream
5. an audio book

I am excited for Steve Martin's SNL impersonation of Walz for the VP debate cold opens.

Yesterday Ida (8 y/o) and her cousins were doing a swimming pool jumping competition, I picked the categories of the rounds.

For one I declared the category to be: "THE HUMAN CONDITION"

Ida started ranting about climate change, pollution, and donald trump before falling face first into the pool.

(she won that round)

Don't mind me, I'm just yelling at robots