Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz

@slifty
374 Followers
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200 Posts
Working dad, Overmind of Bad Idea Factory, loving troll, Internet Archive, Mozilla, MIT, Carnegie Mellon. Nothing I post on the internet is true 🤔🤔🤔
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Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzFeb 23, 2025

I just discovered an AMAZING journaling app: [email protected]

It's so easy, you just email it a few random things it every day. It might be spyware or something, but I figure I can stick to stuff I'm comfortable being out there.

Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzSep 11, 2024
CNN misspelled "beats"
Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzJul 5, 2024
Don't mind me, I'm just yelling at robots
Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzJun 27, 2024
They are not taking my request seriously.
Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzJun 25, 2024
Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzMay 23, 2024
Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzJan 31, 2024
Opened twitter for the first time in a few months and wow, Elon really nailed it with the "eliminating bots" thing. A true genius of our time.
Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzJan 30, 2024
I defeated my washer! @waldoj made this to explain the unique approach I took.
Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzJan 9, 2024
My unread emails are a palindrome! I hear this means I get good luck.
Dan "Dan Schultz" SchultzJan 8, 2024
If I tell my health insurance company that my preferred language is "English, Old (Ca.450-1100)" will they start referencing themselves as "Ye Olde Blue Cross"?