Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz

@slifty
374 Followers
141 Following
200 Posts
Working dad, Overmind of Bad Idea Factory, loving troll, Internet Archive, Mozilla, MIT, Carnegie Mellon. Nothing I post on the internet is true 🤔🤔🤔
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I just discovered an AMAZING journaling app: [email protected]

It's so easy, you just email it a few random things it every day. It might be spyware or something, but I figure I can stick to stuff I'm comfortable being out there.

CNN misspelled "beats"
Don't mind me, I'm just yelling at robots
They are not taking my request seriously.
Opened twitter for the first time in a few months and wow, Elon really nailed it with the "eliminating bots" thing. A true genius of our time.
I defeated my washer! @waldoj made this to explain the unique approach I took.
My unread emails are a palindrome! I hear this means I get good luck.
If I tell my health insurance company that my preferred language is "English, Old (Ca.450-1100)" will they start referencing themselves as "Ye Olde Blue Cross"?