In case you missed it
We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
Shit is getting serious
Judge Merchan has just officially been informed by Manhattan DA that Trump is in violation of his gag order. Has violeted it 3 times. DA asks for a fine plus that this posts be taken down (haha) and for next offense, that Trump be jailed
JAILED...
https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/112276152322557242
And our morning update from TomiAhonen Almanac
As Trump has clinched GOP nomination, I now declare that the window for when Trump might declare bankruptcy has opened. The first likely timing of his personal bankruptcy would be end of next week, just before Judge Engoron ruling $453M comes due
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the PMBAA*
On heels of Trump paying NY Times half a million and E Jean Carroll 91 million dollars, next up is civil suit by Police Officer Marcus Moore, injured on Jan 6
DC Appeals Court issues summary judgment, appeal denied
* Pay Me Bitch Association of America
Quick political commentary on SOTU
Defendant Trump is campaigning. President Biden is governing
Those who watched his SOTU will feel relief, yes this is the Biden we want as our candidate
TOLD. YOU. SO.
Biden has not STARTED campaigning. When he does, he is DARK BRANDON. President Joe is our guy
TomiAhonen Almanac:
THE MARCH OF TRUMP
Mon 11 Mar - E Jean Carroll $83.9M due incl interest
Tue 19 Mar - Trump likely has clinched GOP nomination
Wed 20 Mar - Trump bankruptcy window opens
Sat 23 Mar - Engoron $457.6M due incl interest
Mon 25 Mar - Trump NY criminal trial starts (financial fraud)
The week kicked off with the Super Bowl, so unsurprisingly there were lots of cultural moments. I’m not even a big football fan, but it was hard not to appreciate the significance of the Taylor Bowl. She was in the box with other celebs, and the cameras were on her whenever her beau Travis Kelce did something important.
That said
The REAL court drama unfolding NOW is Judge Engoron
Attorneys for both sides told him, do not delay the decision
We may get Engoron ruling today or tomorrow
And it will be epic. Trump loses it all. All will be liquidated, his towers, his golf courses, that ugly rustbucket of a plane
Finally Appeals Court rules unanimously, Trump does not have criminal immunity
Here is link to decision:
On all legal matters relating to Trump
TRUST TRISTAN SNELL*
Tristan prosecuted Trump to his biggest penalty ever in court $25 million with Trump Univ fraud (until now just days ago, when E Jean Carroll took $83M)
Weisselberg faces 7 years on perjury
* who has a great book just out, a must-read
Tomi T Ahonen
Jay Kuo