Matt McDonald

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Professional engineer, amateur at everything else. He/Him.
Fuck off. Just fuck off with this shit.
Laura struggled with the keyboard today. #spelling

After my hellish flight back from Corfu, I got a really nasty shitting virus in a hotel room 400 miles from home. Up all night I ended up paying for later trains and for a late checkout.

That was Monday night. I still have the shitting virus. My wife has it now too.

I'm never leavinv the safety of my flat again. I'm making a clean room to live in. You might say I'm overreacting but I've been a 7 - 6 on the Bristol stool chart for 4 straight days...

We all know...
Flight is delayed for an unspecified time. I did find a seat and almonds covered in dark chocolate. Peaks and troughs really.
Corfu airport is hell on earth. I've got a cold, I've had 4 hours sleep, and every child is screaming. It's all the worst parts of a music festival.
I'm out of the resort. Fucking finally going back to my nice quiet little life. Farewell Corfu, I only actually saw you for about 2 days.
I can't honestly say I've been to Greece. This place feels like a call of duty map. The actual place I want to go and experience is just a skybox.
I'm in an all inclusive resort with my wife's family. It's day 6 of 10 and if I have to hear my heart will go on by the pool one more time I will on a *redacted*
Saw a t-shirt that said 'I'm not antisocial I'm anti-stupid'. You're antisocial, and a smug arsehole too.